Crazy Zombie King

Esta tropa chámanse Church of the Holy weirdo i ésta é a curta que apresentaron no Diary of the Dead Contest, o concurso de curtas de zombies do ano pasado. O premio consistia na proxección da curta ganhadora antes da nova entrega de George Romero, Diary of the Dead (2008). A de Crazy Zombie King non ganhou, mais foi a que máis gracia me fixo das que mirei. Penso que sómentes apresentaron o primeiro clip (inmediatamente abaixo) polo límite de tres minutos do concurso pero a historia continúa con alomenos tres partes máis, que ponho aquí abaixo.

sprites: George Romero

It’s the end of the world
I wanna’ live inside a shopping mall
I wouldn’t care about the isolation
I’m unconcerned about the Walking Dead

When it’s the end of the world
I think I’d handle myself quite well
I wouldn’t panic walking past the zombie
I’d try to catch up on some reading and movies

I know all I need to know
I know all I need to know
I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy, Yeah do I give you the creeps?

It’s the end of the world
We could gather half a dozen friends
We’d live in hiding over over JCPenny’s
Construct a wall to keep the mutants out

When it’s the end of the world
We’d land a helicopter on the rooftop
Somebody breaks in through a boarded entrance
Maybe we could make a run for it.

I know all I need to know
I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy?

Now it’s the end of the world…
I always thought I would’ve been more careful…
Didn’t look to be a serious bite
Will you wait here ‘til I come back to life?

I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy,
My Post Apocalyptic
Zombie survival fantasy.